The essential manual for aspiring narcissists who want to take their parenting to the next level, as befits their infallible special status and god-given rights.
Putting the PARENT back into parenting This manual provides information and advice across the phases of your child's life:
Infants and Toddlers
From infancy to pre-school
Children and Adolescents
Navigating through the early school years
Puberty, pimples, punishment and beyond
Out of the nest: when your child leaves home for university
Maintaining your hold across distance and years
Techniques and Methods
Picking the right approach and style
Special Areas of Focus
Zooming in your child's looks, styling, gender and other aspects others are bound to notice
Handy advice and methods to heed regardless of your overall approach
Showcasing successful parenting
This is SATIRE. For heaven's sakes, do not take the content seriously and above all, do not apply any of the techniques described here.
This website is a black humour project to help children of narcissistic parents process the abuse they suffered. With enough pain, anger, abuse and guilt to last us a lifetime, we could do with a sardonic chuckle or two.
All texts: Copyright 2017 The Narcissistic Supplier